I recently purchased one at my local comic book store and I got to thinking...why should the board games (cuz that where he hangs out) get all the fun???? What are some of the things Little Wil can do with ME?!?!
#1 He can show me how he realeases The Kraken....ON THE KRAKEN!! Mind=Blown.
#2. He can teach me about time travel and which dinosaurs I should avoid and why Jurassic Park was a good idea IN THEORY.
#3 He can read Ready Player One to me and my plushies. Look at those smiles. They love when Lil' Wil reads to them :)
#4. He can play XBox Live co-op with me and we can pwn some Noobs together!!
#5. He can teach me how to play D&D and he won't even make me call him "Master". He's so thoughtful!
#6. He can tell me which Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans are the NASTIEST! Vomit flavor....ewwww
#7. He can help me with my sewing projects. Such a good little helper!
#8. He can celebrate my birthday with me!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEE!!!
#9. He can cosplay from my FAVORITEST fandom and not even complain that his mask is too heavy! Lil' Wil Death Eater FTW!!!
I love you, Lil' Wil!!!!!!!
(You can get your own Wil Wheaton plushie at your local comic book shop)
