Sunday, April 14, 2013

Things Lil' Wil Can Do

If you know me, you know I've had a crush on Wil Wheaton since Stand By Me. Now, thanks to social media, I can stalk him properly. So I follow him on Twitter and Facebook and YouTube. Last year, someone made a Wil plushie.
 I recently purchased one at my local comic book store and I got to thinking...why should the board games (cuz that where he hangs out) get all the fun???? What are some of the things Little Wil can do with ME?!?!

#1 He can show me how he realeases The Kraken....ON THE KRAKEN!! Mind=Blown.

#2. He can teach me about time travel and which dinosaurs I should avoid and why Jurassic Park was a good idea IN THEORY.

#3 He can read Ready Player One to me and my plushies. Look at those smiles. They love when Lil' Wil reads to them :)

#4. He can play XBox Live co-op with me and we can pwn some Noobs together!!

#5. He can teach me how to play D&D and he won't even make me call him "Master". He's so thoughtful!

#6. He can tell me which Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans are the NASTIEST! Vomit flavor....ewwww

#7. He can help me with my sewing projects. Such a good little helper!

#8. He can celebrate my birthday with me!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEE!!!

#9. He can cosplay from my FAVORITEST fandom and not even complain that his mask is too heavy! Lil' Wil Death Eater FTW!!!

I love you, Lil' Wil!!!!!!!
(You can get your own Wil Wheaton plushie at your local comic book shop)