Thursday, February 2, 2012

This is the part where I give Gamer Boys the business!!

Listen up, gamer boys!! I can put up with your superior attitudes when it comes to FPS and I can put up with your love of Double D's on a girl avatar but what i can NOT put up with is your blatant disregard of the fact that we gamer girls actually EXIST IN THE FIRST PLACE!! Maybe not all of your girly friends play games or would even want to but, you know what? Not EVERY guy I know plays games either!! How do you like them apples? Ya...the gamer world does not belong SOLELY to you. I know it's hard to accept but it's true.

I know some of you don't quite understand where this is coming from so let me show you. BEHOLD!! The biggest piece of FAIL since "The Man Show".

This freaking so-called "advertisement" was sent out to gamer boys all OVER the country and, frankly, I'm appalled. I don't WANT your stupid flowers!!! I want a new video game AND a World of Warcraft card!! I want to shove C-4 so far up Gamestop's ASS right now! AND I want to FrostFire Bolt any gamer boy that doesn't realize his significant other likes gaming more than flowers!

Right now, gamer girls all over the country are blogging about this ad and telling their readers how much they hate it. Because, you just don't understand, America. We want to be taken seriously also. We want emails like this saying "Buy your man a 6-pack so you can game ALL day" (insert smiley face). We want to be more than a sexy avatar or a dude in a gilly suit (cuz there are no girl options) with a hot voice.

Hear us, gamer boys!!! We are coming for you!!! BOOM!! HEADSHOT! and then a teabag for good measure ;)


  1. BOOYAH!! You tell 'em, Scar!

  2. Japan has been catering to the female gamer for years... sadly those games rarely make it outside of Japan.

    1. Ooh but when they do, they're awesome!! Case in point: Phoenix Wright!! O YEAH!

    2. really?oh ha ha! I have played that! My ex's mum bought it and my ex got addicted to it! I've only played Japanese games and enjoyed them! Love my NDS since it's not region specific, so you can play games from Japan.

    3. Mine is from here so the game is in English but I have played them ALL and I love them!!

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    1. You be quiet, mister, and buy me prezzies!LoL

  4. Yay!!! Scream it from the rooftops!!! I am a big gamer, I even have the tri-force from the Zelda games tattooed on my back!!! But I am lucky enough to have a gamer hubby too. He even shoes me that ad, but he just laughed at it. He knows that I would rather have Twisted Metal and not silly flowers!!