Thursday, July 28, 2011

Getting felt up at the airport.....

.....sounds like FUN! And, according to a couple of male friends of mine, we should get to CHOOSE who pats us down. Now, I did fly recently but I was not given the honor of a pat down. Not sure if I should be offended by this or not. I got nothing. No x-ray, no pat down, no shoulder brush. I feel cheated.

I was actually a total noob about the whole process. For one thing, I didn't know you were supposed to take your shoes off. I didn't know it until I saw the guy in front of me do it and then the sign on the xray machine that said "Put your shoes on the belt directly". I know...I'm lame but the good news is I was wearing cute socks cuz I ALWAYS were cute socks and most people's socks were lame. So THERE! Take THAT airport snobs!

BTW, I'm a sock lover so feel free to send me some socks as a prezzie :) K thx!

1 comment:

  1. I'm a sock freak myself. I get socks often as gifts. I am extremely picky though. I hate mid-calf socks. I feel like they should be up to the knee, or hanging out at the ankle. I also separate mine into left socks and right socks. I love the designed socks because that helps me match them easier. I used to stick to strictly white and it took me 30-45 minutes to organize socks after laundry. With the design socks it takes 5 minutes! YAY!

    Don't feel bad you didn't get the porn-pat. It's actually very violating. And the full body scan that let's them see xrays of your hooha are full of ridiculous amounts of radiation. Be glad you got the normal routine.